john-watson-is-sherlocked:

grapefruitshampoo:

nerdographer:

Maybe Moriarty was trying to write ‘I <3 U’ on the apple but he messed up and was too embarrassed to ask for another one

so he killed sherlock instead

i swear to god

mooveitorlooseit:

frenchhornsandunicorns:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

• hufflepuffs
• canadians

• women

angryvriska:

invisible-giraffe:

itschipdog:

is this OFF

somebody needs to draw the batter riding that duck

you called?

e-lodicolo:

THIS MAN WON THE QUESTION

HE DID IT

oswinoble:

I had to

lagio:

pizzaforpresident:

It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a Siamese twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun fetish.

holy shit omg

oomshi:

I just saw 3 girls walk by a water fountain, pull out their phone & scream “INSTAGRAM WORTHY”

fenrichs:

your eyes

are an ocean

your nipples

are also an ocean

equius-smash:

davidsonstrider:

My dad’s exact words when he gave me this were “I know you need new stick thingies for your 3DS so I bought you this rainbow collection ‘cause you like those weird alien things that have homosexual feelings for rainbows.”

Thank you dad.

literally perfect parent

tsotchke:

butterpopsicle:

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

i hate this website

astralphiliac:

danisumph:

dreamer-from-misty-mountains:

kanracakes:

siriusly-potter:

weirder-than-you-think:

 #Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then McGonagall aka BADASS MOTHERFUCKER comes swooping in #and the students just part like the Red Sea did for fucking Moses #and Snape HESITATES to raise his wand to her #and I just aslkjfhsdkljfhlksj

he lowers his wand because he knows that scene. A woman jumps in front of Harry willing to protect him with her own life. He didn’t see this with his own eyes but the resemblance literally disarms him for a moment before he can keep on playing his role.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

I’m gonna go die now

nope can’t

This is the sound of my heart… breaking into thousand pieces…

When she stepped in front of Harry i was like YES YES FUCKING YES YOU GO GURL

I LOVE HOW SHE JUST PUNCHES HARRY OUT OF THE WAY

andtheniwaskilled:

Changing your url, icon and blog title all at the same time more like

airoehead:

yifflord:

would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase
or drop raw onions in your eyes?